How to Write a Crap Philosophy Essay: A Brief Guide for Students
1. Always begin your essay along these lines: “Since the very dawn of time the problem of free will has been considered by many of the greatest and deepest thinkers in history.”
2. Always end your essay along these lines: “So it can be seen from the above arguments that there are many different points of view about the free will problem.”
Etc. There are 15 in all.