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A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries | McSweeney’s | April 2018 “When we are not doing somethingMore importantLike asking humanities departmentsTo justify their existence,Preferably in relationship toScience or capitalism.”

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END OF SEMESTER BINGO | McSweeney’s | November 2017

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GET THE TOOLS YOU NEED TO STOP WRITING TODAY! | McSweeney’s | May 2015 Are you a writer? Are words just pouring out of you? Are you excited to wake up each day and get in front of that laptop with a hot cup of coffee and your latest idea? Do you struggle experiencing life as it’s meant to be

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I WOULD RATHER DO ANYTHING ELSE THAN GRADE YOUR FINAL PAPERS. | McSweeney’s | May 2016 Dear Students Who Have Just Completed My Class, I would rather do anything else than grade your Final Papers.

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Cookie Monster Searches Deep Within Himself and Asks: Is Me Really Monster? | McSweeney’s | May 2006 “Me thinks me have serious problem. Me thinks me addicted. But since when it acceptable to call addict monster? It affliction. It disease. It burden. But does it make me monster?”